Tales "in a navy"

31-01-2017, 08:07
Dry cleaning
The arriving commission of Glavpur from Moscow was placed on the PKZ (Plavkazarma) in the cabin. When he settled, one of the generals drew attention to a hole in the cabin deck. I did not think of anything better, as I said on his dumb question that shirts can be thrown into this hole, the laundry is located downstairs and the shirts are washed quickly.
After a week and a half, the same general asks - we threw the shirts into the hole, and why haven't we washed for so long?
E ....... TO……. L …… .. M …… .. Well, and so on ... I take from the foreman "awl" and run to the construction battalion to the overland store. The generals and colonels were all green. I exchanged it for an “awl” and bought a few more pieces (I remembered the size by eye of these pavlions) and brought it all to the same commission.
When leaving, the same general thanked everyone and thanked everyone what a good laundry was invented by submariners: firstly, the shirts after washing became like new, secondly, there were no buttons on the two shirts, they were sewn !!!
Victim mode
The end of the 80s.We are returning from the next autonomy. The indestructible tribe of the ZKPCH lets out a questionnaire for the crew and one of the questions of this sheet can be understood as someone who is dissatisfied, to put it simply. Whether by food, or by films taken at sea, or by literature, or by something else.
On the GES Console (in my opinion, the GEM Console on all nuclear-powered ship projects - a bunch of the best minds, the brain and a storehouse of thoughts in one person) are hotly discussing the deputy proclamation. Still - three days before arriving at the base, and here is such entertainment.
Lost to us to perform BP tasks (and sent to sea to go - manna from heaven. When I was seconded with another crew, the first thing I said was that I had a birthday in five days and got a baked cake or birthday cake, which tea was destroyed at PU GEMU and the second thing I wrote on the sign “Don't turn over the alarms, take out the fires first” and hung it on the curtain of my bed) Pasha (again famous in 19 DPL because when he was at a party meeting he was drunk issued in his zack The final word "Comrades Communists! Yes, I can betray myself, my wife, but you and the Motherland - never !!!"
After these words, even resolutions at the party meeting were not accepted, they just all got up and went their separate ways, psihanuv, writes in the “I, the captain - Lieutenant Pavel Frolov, displeased with the Soviet power” list. We then laughed and forgot.
But do not forget the HRCS and Special Department. On the third day after joining the base, Pavel was expelled from the ranks of the CPSU and dismissed from the ranks of the Armed Forces almost for attempting a coup d'état! Full paragraph !!!
Nothing we could not do. True, in the early 90s, when the USSR collapsed, Pavel came to us and (as they say now) was realitized, as the victim of the communist regime. Here, though the truth triumphed.
Weight
My schoolmate Sanya Worker served in our native 19 DPL. When he served as commander of the BS-5 movement division, a SVVMIU graduate came to serve him on the boat too (I think a mechanic, and maybe not, but still a CS-5) Gennady Girya.
They somehow stood in the Growth for repairs. Murmansk is near, - freedom, restaurants, shops, cinemas. In a word - the civilization, also trolley buses go.
The two of them return late in the evening from the restaurant to their submarine.

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